1. Drunk sex
Drunk sex, unfortunately happens a LOT more often than it should in my opinion. Sure, you may think you are having a great xxx time when you’re loaded and hooking up with that hot chick from the bar, but there is always the next morning blues. You know, when you wake up discovering weird bruises in places that don’t make sense, and that hot chick isn’t as hot as you remember, and when you think back on the sex you had the night before everything just seems like a sloppy nightmare and you cannot wait to leave, go home, shower and have a cocktail. Unfortunately this cocktail is the beginning to the vicious repeat cycle.
2. Stoned sex
Stoned sex can be a huge bust or the best thing you’ve ever experienced. Allow me to explain. When you are high off your ass you either want to make out for hours and explore each others bodies and have an out-of-body experience when you orgasm because being high and having sex is JUST THAT GOOD. OR you are a little too stoned to put any effort into banging and you’d rather just sit back, much out and watch a weird movie like Troll 2.
3. Morning sex
Morning sex is my personal favorite. Both men and women are at their sexual peak in the morning. If you can get past morning breath (which I’m pretty sure you can if you really want it) then you will experience the best sex of your life. Another attributing factor that makes morning sex so amazing is the fact that we are still in a dream-like state when we wake up which is like a natural high experience.
